911: how can I help you?
me: there’s a spider and I’m scared
I just tried to discretely use one if the body sprays at work cuz it was called Fantasy Forest and I was like…. I’m down…. BUT IT JUST SMELLS LIKE REALLY STRONG DIRT AND A GUY YELLED “WHO SPRAYED THAT FOREST ELF SHIT” FROM ACROSS THE STORE
Ugh my parents are so annoying, someone save me <3
Superman to the rescue!
save me again, i just died at your jaw line omfg x_x
Superman follow me <3
OMFG DID THIS REALLY JUST HAPPEN, I LOVE YOU